Deadpan Dutchess
$65.00
A clever, conversation-starting UpTie crafted from upcycled silk featuring a classic art-inspired portrait, finished with a bold black wrap stamped with the perfectly timed phrase: “I’m fine. It’s just my face.” Equal parts sophistication and sarcasm, this one-of-a-kind piece blends museum-worthy style with modern wit.
Style It
• Best paired with black, white, denim, or minimalist neutrals• Perfect with a crisp white shirt, black blazer, or simple tee• Ideal for gallery days, coffee dates, creative meetings, or gifting to someone with dry humor• Let it stand alone—no extra jewelry needed, the message says it all